Gargle the Electrifying Lugnuts!
Another Friday, another round of unrelated hilarity. Have a good weekend everybody! Remember to fap!
At least she’ll die quick…
"It was like this when you left"
Best use for it yet!
Best. Christmas. Ever.
Just a little longer…
"I don’t take no one’s sh$t!"
Sooooooo the Oscar’s were on last night. If you’re anything like me and love film then you did not watch. Spending 3 hours of my life on a show that snubs Harry Potter and gets Billy Crystal to host for the 100th time. I loved Billy Crystal. I loved City Slickers, Monsters, Inc. (don’t judge), and When Harry Met Sally but plastic face Billy Crystal is not my Billy Crystal. He looks like a damn wax doll. Either way here is everything you might have missed! Enjoy!
I hate Ryan Seacrest! So this is good.
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Awesome People Hanging Out is pretty cool Tumblr but it got me thinking though about all the douchebag celebrities that must hang out together and so I put together this wonderful collection of photos. Take it away douchebags…
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner (everything wrong with movies is right here)
T-Pain & Ke$ha
I’m not really counting Ricky Martin but the entire cast of Glee definitely makes up for it.
Flo Rida, Pitbull & David Guetta (everything that is wrong with music)
Beyonce & Blue Ivy. This a preemptive douche call that I would be shocked to find out I am wrong. I mean her name alone is douchey.
Ashton Kutcher & Wilmer Valderrama
Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez & Jimmy Iovine (American Idol that’s f$cking why!)
Paris Hilton & Redfoo (LMFAO)
Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian
Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith (What the f$ck is going on here?)
LMFAO & Justin Bieber (Such huge douchebags that they had to be on here twice!)
Jennifer Lopez, her ego & her ass (so much assh$leness in one photo)
I don’t like using arrow to knee jokes as it has been overdone in numerous ways but I can’t help but take shots the gayest vampire since…nope. Can’t think of one. My only question to this is, when was the dude from Twilight respected in society? I only knew him as the guy who got avada kedavra’d by Wormtail.
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In the least shocking thing to ever happen, Paula Deen is set to announce that she has diabetes. Really? It’s sad but I can’t really say I feel bad for her. You can’t eat 40 pounds of butter a week and not expect that sh$t to have repercussions. In other shocking news, cats are funny, hipsters suck, Tim Tebow is a virgin, Barack Obama is half black and not a great President, all Twilight’s sucked, and mollusks are invertebrates.
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