Kony Kony Kony Kony Pony Pony Snowy Jabroney

Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called “KONY 2012”. My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of bringing down an African Dictator buuuuuuut I don’t trust Invisible Children. These guys have a very low transparency rating on Charity Navigator and they advocate the use of military intervention. I’m not saying these guys are bad but I really wish people weren’t such sheep. Like I said before Joseph Kony should be stopped but so should shallow people on the internet who won’t give 2 sh$ts about this come next week.

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Masturbation Is Killing Children! The Horror!!!

Oklahoma Senator Constance Johnson is currently trying to amend a bill that will make masturbation illegal. Here is what she is trying to add: “any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina…an action against an unborn child.” That means, 13 year old boys no more splooshing on the following, socks, paper towels, boxers, toilets, magazines and keyboards. Especially keyboards! My question to all this is, who enforces this? Who would want to? All the stickiness you would have to sift through…

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