Gargle the Electrifying Lugnuts!
Texan Lady doesn’t like New York. Shocker! So apparently this Texas lady went to New York and realized that she hates the f$ck out of New York. She should have never gone past the Mason-Dixon line. This does remind me of another Texas person who seemed to dislike a lot of stuff. What was his name? Jim? No, no that’s not right. What was it? Wait!
Dickhead! Yup, that’s his name.