Pissed Old Guy Tells Us How It Was Back In His Day

New Meme! Pissed Old Guy reminds us of the simpler times. Back when things were happier and racial stereotypes meant something. Why can’t we go back? Why? Enjoy and reminisce.

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Mass Effect 3 Rage! Just Rage! Blarhargargh!

Soooooo yeah…is there anyone who hasn’t finished ME3 yet? I’m going to say that this is somewhat spoilerish so just skip over all this if you don’t want to see it. Enjoy the rage!!!!!

Also there are few petitions online. The first one is just for signatures. I would suggest signing it. Here is the link.

The other is actually raising money and currently sits at over $50,000. It’s going to children so it’s a good cause and it raises awareness. Here is the link. Back to the scheduled rage!

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BERKS! So Many BERKS!

New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun!

Oh God…I’m going to Hell…

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Kony Kony Kony Kony Pony Pony Snowy Jabroney

Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called “KONY 2012”. My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of bringing down an African Dictator buuuuuuut I don’t trust Invisible Children. These guys have a very low transparency rating on Charity Navigator and they advocate the use of military intervention. I’m not saying these guys are bad but I really wish people weren’t such sheep. Like I said before Joseph Kony should be stopped but so should shallow people on the internet who won’t give 2 sh$ts about this come next week.

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Chris Hansen Cat Needs To Discuss A Few Things…

New Meme! Everyone who spends a lot of time on the internet should have the possible fear of meeting Chris Hansen Cat. Prepare yourself for the feline watch lists, my friends. Prepare! Enjoy! While you can…

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Let’s Start Monday Right! GIFBomb Lady!

Apparently I wasn’t paying attention a couple of weeks ago when GIFBomb Lady exploded onto the internet but I’m making up for it now. Thanks for letting me know guys! Enjoy! I’m going to go reevaluate our relationship.

No word yet on the obligatory Nic Cage one yet…

The most frustrating one:

The original:

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Damn You Meth!!! Now You’re Killing Trees Too?

You know who Mother Nature hates? Meth user! Specifically Sarah Barnes. On January 16th, she burned down the 5th oldest tree in the world. Apparently, dear Sarah said this about the burning, “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older then Jesus”. What a sad day, folks. Sad, sad day. Don’t enjoy!

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Brazzers: A Simple Logo Makes Everything Dirty

If you don’t know what Brazzers is than you are of sound mind and heart. If you do know then you’re a man. I know this is a old but I’ve decided to dedicate an entry to it if only for the lulz. Enjoy the extreme inappropriateness!

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