Unrelated Friday Hilarity!

With every new Friday there comes a new Unrelated Friday Hilarity. Enjoy!

Put it back in your pants…

Just missed it!

Fail!

Scumbag Universtiy

I have no idea what this is but I want to see more.

Aaaaawww fatty…

Forever Alone

Blimey!

Funny Animal Gifs - Penguins on a Plane

Better movie than Snakes On A Plane.

Chewbacca on a squirrel taking out Nazi’s equals mind fully blown…

Just picked Mass Effect 3. I’m going to disappear for a few hours…or days…or maybe months.

Commander Shepard Is Dying! On The User Rating On MetaCritic

Much like Modern Warfare 3 and Portal 2 before it, Mass Effect 3 is getting destroyed on the user ratings over at MetaCritic. I understood this type of trolling for MW3. I felt MW3 was the original MW with no advancement other than Elite. Truth be told though, I’m not the target market for MW. I’m not saying that Bioware and EA don’t deserve criticism for the handling of Mass Effect. This is hate for the sake of hate. I just want to point out the following to the people who are hating the game. You bought it. You hate it but you bought it. You can bitch and moan all you like but you still gave your $60 for a game that you think is utter sh$t. So who is winning?

Current scores: PC - 2.5, PS3 - 3.1, Xbox 360 - 4.3

Best Characters Of Mass Effect!

According to me of course. If it was according to you than that would be weird. I’ve kept this list to only squad members because if I go outside that than I might be here longer than I expect. These are the characters that stuck with me and that I truly cared for. I can’t wait to see what will happen come tomorrow. Enjoy!

10. Kasumi Goto

9. Legion

8. Liara T’Soni

7. Jack

6. Urdnot Wrex

5. Mordin Solus

4. Miranda Lawson

3. Thane Krios

2. Tali’Zorah Vas Normandy

1.Who else? No story I want to see played out more than my own.

Mass Effect 3 official launch trailer. Tuesday cannot come fast enough! Enjoy! 

I know this is a bit old but seeing as we are now officially less than a week away from launch, at least in North America, I felt this needed to be posted. It all comes down to this Shepard vs. The Reapers for all the marbles…someone better show me Tali’s face this time goddamn it!

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Goddamn It Internet, Stop Trying To Spoil ME3!

I’m a huge Mass Effect fan! Unfortunately I have a PS3 so I never got to enjoy the awesome that was ME1 but regardless I love the series. I played ME2 4 times just to try and get all the endings. The last one had everyone dying on me. ME3 is supposed to come out on March 3rd and I am literally frothing at the mouth to play it. I have not read a single article on the game since August of last year just so I can have a great experience but with the game less than a month away the Internet is blowing up with teasers and spoilers. I beg you Internet, please stop. If the game sucks then let me find out about it on my couch as I break the 100 hour mark. I beg you!

And because I love you all, here are some awesome drawings!

Photos via deviantart.com