Cholafied Celebrities! Why The Hell Not?!

I don’t know why this exist but I’m not here to ask but to post. All I can say is that Cholos and Cholas are a subculture in California and from what I can tell they have a f$cked up idea about beauty. Or inversely they have an amazing idea of beauty and we are the weird ones. Think about that for a second? Someone’s mind just got blown. Either way, enjoy!

They look like transvestites…

See what I did there?

Obligatory Nic Cage version:

(Source: cholafied.com)

Evolution Of Celebrities Evidenced By Pokemon

Celebrities, just like Pokemon, evolve. Let’s take a minute to honor these historic evolutions. Also let’s laugh because celebrities can be real dicks. Am I right? Like what about that Justin Bieber? What a douchebag! Enjoy!

Photos via knowyourmeme.com

Mark Wahlberg: Our Savior…

A couple of weeks ago Mark Wahlberg made some comments about 9/11. None of that is important though. What is important is that we have to come to realization that had Mark Wahlberg been at every disaster of the last 100 years none of them would have happened. Goddammit, why wasn’t he there saving us? Just remember “Not on my watch”…

Photos via Uproxx.com

Douchebag Celebrities Hanging Out Together…

Awesome People Hanging Out is pretty cool Tumblr but it got me thinking though about all the douchebag celebrities that must hang out together and so I put together this wonderful collection of photos. Take it away douchebags…

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner (everything wrong with movies is right here)

T-Pain & Ke$ha

I’m not really counting Ricky Martin but the entire cast of Glee definitely makes up for it.

Flo Rida, Pitbull & David Guetta (everything that is wrong with music)

Beyonce & Blue Ivy. This a preemptive douche call that I would be shocked to find out I am wrong. I mean her name alone is douchey.

Ashton Kutcher & Wilmer Valderrama

Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez & Jimmy Iovine (American Idol that’s f$cking why!)

Paris Hilton & Redfoo (LMFAO)

Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian

Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith (What the f$ck is going on here?)

LMFAO & Justin Bieber (Such huge douchebags that they had to be on here twice!)

Jennifer Lopez, her ego & her ass (so much assh$leness in one photo)

Peruvian Justin Bieber has arrived and not a minute late and at no one’s request! He is actually better than the original and not even half as feminine (which isn’t saying much). I don’t know anything about this TV show but it seems they have a perfect understanding of their target market. Long live, El Biever!