Gargle the Electrifying Lugnuts!
New Meme! Pissed Old Guy reminds us of the simpler times. Back when things were happier and racial stereotypes meant something. Why can’t we go back? Why? Enjoy and reminisce.
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New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun!
Oh God…I’m going to Hell…
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NSFW! You know I was planning to stay off Tumblr this week. Mostly because between work, Mass Effect 3 (rage coming soon), and my family something had to be sacrificed. But as I was trying to stay away I came across pure gold. I mean really? Edward Penishands? Words don’t do it justice. Enjoy! Again NSFW!
90’s Throwback Thursday! These weeks are going waaaaay too fast. Regardless, I think you guys will enjoy the subtlety of this week’s choice. The year was 1998 and everyone was bored until we met a small little blue alien. The popularity of this song can really only be explained through acid and LSD so I won’t try. Plus once you watch the video you’ll think you are on LSD. First Place Mullet goes to Eiffel 65 - Blue. Enjoy!
Fun fact: these guys were Italian. Who knew?
Why do manufacturers call them Love Dolls? How does love factor in to any of this? Below you can find just a few of the most disturbing ones. I’m not kidding guys. This is going to get dark. NSFW. Enjoy everybody!
Why anybody would want to have sex with Snookie is beyond me.
Now everyone can have sex with Charlie Sheen!
The plastic doll probably looks better than the actual Gaga.
I’m sorry but I think it’s criminal that the tag line isn’t this: “Big things come in small packages.” Criminal!
Female equivalent. Also Mini-Midget seems redundant.
Bareback, you say? STD’s, I say!
Wood for hole? Sounds legit.
Did I not say this was going to get dark?
What is she ready for? Bingo? Jeopardy? Either way I want no part of it!
New tag line: “Get yourself some hot bacon!”
Now I’m no expert but if you’re into fat chicks do you really need a “love doll” to have sex with? It seems like it would be an easy itch to scratch.
I approve of all these tag lines!
I have nothing to say to this other than, jesus f$cking christ! Plus she’s a girl. Why do she need this?
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This is very NSFW. Very! But it’s important for you ladies to see this. This is why men succeed. The all-mighty penis! Penis. Penis…power…penetrate…prison…porn…purple. Powerful words…
Don’t anybody get offended when I say this but 60’s Batman is a coward. I would call Robin a coward as well but Robin sucks already. Screw that dude! Enjoy!
I do want to point out that Batman and Robin do not seem very fast…
Not much to say here other than more people need to watch this show! Also I’m posting this because it is criminal that this only has 1,000 views. Criminal! Watch Portlandia! On IFC! Because it will make your life better. Unicorns will appear. You will be able to eat all the food you like and not gain a pound. You will no longer be single or inversely you will be single. Guaranteed!
No hipsters though. I hate hipsters!