Love Dolls? Somehow That Sounds Worse Than Blow Up

Why do manufacturers call them Love Dolls? How does love factor in to any of this? Below you can find just a few of the most disturbing ones. I’m not kidding guys. This is going to get dark. NSFW. Enjoy everybody!

Why anybody would want to have sex with Snookie is beyond me.

Male equivalent

Now everyone can have sex with Charlie Sheen!

The plastic doll probably looks better than the actual Gaga.

I’m sorry but I think it’s criminal that the tag line isn’t this: “Big things come in small packages.” Criminal!

Female equivalent. Also Mini-Midget seems redundant.

Bareback, you say? STD’s, I say!

Wood for hole? Sounds legit.

Did I not say this was going to get dark?

What is she ready for? Bingo? Jeopardy? Either way I want no part of it!

New tag line: “Get yourself some hot bacon!”

Now I’m no expert but if you’re into fat chicks do you really need a “love doll” to have sex with? It seems like it would be an easy itch to scratch.

I approve of all these tag lines!

I have nothing to say to this other than, jesus f$cking christ! Plus she’s a girl. Why do she need this?

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