Gargle the Electrifying Lugnuts!
Not much to say here other than more people need to watch this show! Also I’m posting this because it is criminal that this only has 1,000 views. Criminal! Watch Portlandia! On IFC! Because it will make your life better. Unicorns will appear. You will be able to eat all the food you like and not gain a pound. You will no longer be single or inversely you will be single. Guaranteed!
No hipsters though. I hate hipsters!