Pissed Old Guy Tells Us How It Was Back In His Day
New Meme! Pissed Old Guy reminds us of the simpler times. Back when things were happier and racial stereotypes meant something. Why can’t we go back? Why? Enjoy and reminisce. Images via uproxx.com
Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
With every new Friday there comes a new Unrelated Friday Hilarity. Enjoy! Put it back in your pants… Just missed it! Fail! Scumbag Universtiy I have no idea what this is but I want to see more. Aaaaawww fatty… Forever Alone Blimey! Better movie than Snakes On A Plane. Chewbacca on a squirrel taking out Nazi’s equals mind fully blown…
Mass Effect 3 Rage! Just Rage! Blarhargargh!
Soooooo yeah…is there anyone who hasn’t finished ME3 yet? I’m going to say that this is somewhat spoilerish so just skip over all this if you don’t want to see it. Enjoy the rage!!!!! Also there are few petitions online. The first one is just for signatures. I would suggest signing it. Here is the link. The other is actually raising money and currently sits at over...
Winter Is Coming!
Brace yourself, April is almost here! EW just some images for Game of Thrones and they are awesome! April cannot come soon enough. Enjoy! Images via EW.com
BERKS! So Many BERKS!
New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun! Oh God…I’m going to Hell… Images via...
Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
I haven’t been able to post too much the last couple of days and I feel bad about that. There’s a few things going that I would have liked to do entries about but my excuse is Mass Effect! Have a good weekend. Enjoy! Meanwhile in Portland You sure that’s the oooonnnly reason? Take your daughter to work day! Pizception At least she agrees! Catception ...
Love Dolls? Somehow That Sounds Worse Than Blow Up
Why do manufacturers call them Love Dolls? How does love factor in to any of this? Below you can find just a few of the most disturbing ones. I’m not kidding guys. This is going to get dark. NSFW. Enjoy everybody! Why anybody would want to have sex with Snookie is beyond me. Male equivalent Now everyone can have sex with Charlie Sheen! The plastic doll probably looks better than...
Kony Kony Kony Kony Pony Pony Snowy Jabroney
Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called “KONY 2012”. My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of bringing...
What Are 60's Batman And Robin Running From?...
Don’t anybody get offended when I say this but 60’s Batman is a coward. I would call Robin a coward as well but Robin sucks already. Screw that dude! Enjoy! I do want to point out that Batman and Robin do not seem very fast…
Chris Hansen Cat Needs To Discuss A Few Things...
New Meme! Everyone who spends a lot of time on the internet should have the possible fear of meeting Chris Hansen Cat. Prepare yourself for the feline watch lists, my friends. Prepare! Enjoy! While you can… Images via quickmeme.com
Dear God, We Weren't Ready For Golf!
Golf is fun! But only if you’re ready for it. Also I miss Conan, Max and Joel when they were all together. I like Andy Richter but he’s no Joel. Also Vince Neil has sucked for a while. Oh well… Image via tattool
X-Babies & Little Avengers? They Are Adorable!!!
With Avengers vs. X-Men coming out next month everyone is getting excited for the event. I’m cautiously optimistic. Events cost a lot of money. Regardless, artist Skottie Young did this awesome X-Babies vs. Little Avengers drawing. It made me want to go find more of his stuff that included the baby drawings. Enjoy his stuff plus a few extras that aren’t his work! Btw, I’m on the...
Commander Shepard Is Dying! On The User Rating On...
Much like Modern Warfare 3 and Portal 2 before it, Mass Effect 3 is getting destroyed on the user ratings over at MetaCritic. I understood this type of trolling for MW3. I felt MW3 was the original MW with no advancement other than Elite. Truth be told though, I’m not the target market for MW. I’m not saying that Bioware and EA don’t deserve criticism for the handling of Mass...
Best Characters Of Mass Effect!
According to me of course. If it was according to you than that would be weird. I’ve kept this list to only squad members because if I go outside that than I might be here longer than I expect. These are the characters that stuck with me and that I truly cared for. I can’t wait to see what will happen come tomorrow. Enjoy! 10. Kasumi Goto 9. Legion 8. Liara T’Soni 7....
Let's Start Monday Right! GIFBomb Lady!
Apparently I wasn’t paying attention a couple of weeks ago when GIFBomb Lady exploded onto the internet but I’m making up for it now. Thanks for letting me know guys! Enjoy! I’m going to go reevaluate our relationship. No word yet on the obligatory Nic Cage one yet… The most frustrating one: The original:
Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
Another Friday, another round of unrelated hilarity. Have a good weekend everybody! Remember to fap! At least she’ll die quick… “It was like this when you left” Best use for it yet! Daaaaaaamn son…. Looks legit… Best. Christmas. Ever. Just a little longer… Can’t unsee! “I don’t take no one’s...
Expectations Vs. Reality: Fast Food Edition
Hey you know who is lying to you? Fast food comapnies! Also the food they sell is sh$t! Enjoy!
Now something to get that awful, just awful taste out of my mouth. Kenny Powers! Downtown Abbey! Together? F$cking glorious! Enjoy!
vegator asked: Where did you get that Dark Brotherhood iPhone case? :)
TV Shows Make Bad Video Games? What A Shocker!
Hollywood loves to bleed money out of a product. They bleed it to the point that the by the time they are done with something all that will be left is dried up husk. A good way to dry the well up fast is to create video games on popular series’. I saw this article on Topless Robot and figured I would share it plus a few I found on my own. I want to point out that NONE of these games are any...
Cute Animals Make The Day Better!
Enjoy the crazy amount of cuteness. Set phasers to awwwww. Photos via icanhascheezburger.com
Snookie Pregnant. World Responds: You Sure It's...
I don’t know what to say about this other than, f$ck! This is end of the world sh$t right here. Snookie bringing a child into this world is only the beginning. Don’t you let yourself think that this is the end o the Jersey Shore cast, this just lets them expand. This a game over guys…game over. I’m going to go cry somehere… Photos via icanhascheezburger.com