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January 2012

83 posts

Whatcha Thinkin Bout?

I really want to know. Or do I? You’re right I don’t but still enjoy! Eat something while you’re at it…

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Photos via knowyourmeme.com

Jan 31, 20126 notes
#Whatcha Thinkin Bout? #Meme #Bear #Squirrel #Twilight #Brad Pitt #Cocaine #Dog #Lizard #Bear Grylls #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #Einstein #Soldiers #Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Jan 31, 20123 notes
#Ellen Show #Proposal #Hahahahaha #Fail #Professor Farnsworth #Marriage
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Jan 30, 20120 notes
#Occupy DC #99% #Police #Rape Whistle
Who Would You Choose?

What would you do? Decide!

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Photo via knowyourmeme.com

Jan 30, 20124 notes
#Rage Face #Lamar Smith #Justin Bieber #Twilight #Tough Choices
When Did This Become The New Thing?

I love new memes! “When did this” asks the tough questions. So peer into your soul and decide what kind of person you are. The short is answer is you and society suck…

Here’s the original:

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And here are all the better ones!

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Bonus:

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Photos via knowyourmeme.com

Jan 30, 201235 notes
#When Did This? #Meme #Hot Chicks #Pugs #Dogs #Pikachu #Anime
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Jan 30, 20120 notes
#The Muppets #FOX News #Megyn Kelly
Meanwhile In Peru...

I’m going to start this post by saying I’m Peruvian! That’s why there is a llama in my logo and as such I feel that I should stay informed about my native land. That’s why I think it’s awesome that people celebrate the New Year’s beating the sh$t out of each other. Read the article and see all the photos at Buzzfeed (link below). Inca power!

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Peruvian Troll face?

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Who invited the Packers fan? And who fights in tight ass pants?

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Oh snap son! You know a fight is getting real when people put birds on top of their heads. There is no way you can top that. No way!

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Shiiiiiitttttt…

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Step 1: Drink before fight

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Step 2: Destroy everyone

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Step 3: Sleep

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Step 4: Profit!

Jan 27, 20121 note
#Peru #Fight Club #New Year #Inca #Meanwhile In #Meme
Round 2: ACTA! Sacrebleu!

Did you think this was over? Yes. Well so did I. Sacrebleu! This sh$t is getting out of control…

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Here’s a cleaner version of the picture.

Jan 27, 20120 notes
#ACTA #SOPA #PIPA
Jan 27, 201281,562 notes
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Jan 27, 20123 notes
#Dubstep #Cat #Dancing Cat #Swagga #Datsik and Excision
Mark Wahlberg: Our Savior...

A couple of weeks ago Mark Wahlberg made some comments about 9/11. None of that is important though. What is important is that we have to come to realization that had Mark Wahlberg been at every disaster of the last 100 years none of them would have happened. Goddammit, why wasn’t he there saving us? Just remember “Not on my watch”…

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Photos via Uproxx.com

Jan 27, 20122 notes
#Meme #Mark Wahlberg #Not On My Watch #Hitler #MLK #Justin Bieber #Titanic #Transformers #Michael Bay #Penn State #Jesus
The South Shall Rise Again!

Apparently in the South, when you mix beer, bears and old men you get this! Long live ‘Merica! Look away animals…look away…Chuck Testa is rolling over in an animals grave right now.

Photo via me (don’t ask)

Jan 26, 20120 notes
#Bear #Chuck Testa #Sodomy #Fail #Redneck #'Merica #Meme
Hello, I'm Nigel Thornberry!

Ever wonder what all your favorite cartoons growing up would look like if they looked like Nigel Thornberry? No? Well you are either stupid or crazy! Blarghargrgrg…

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Photos via knowyourmeme.com

Jan 26, 201240 notes
#Nigel Thornberry #Disney #Meme #Childhood #Blarghargrgrg
Jan 26, 20122 notes
#Dog #Fox #Cute #Vogue
Republican Jesus!

Republican Jesus truly only helps those who help themselves! Yay Jesus!

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Photo via WhimsicalAphorist on Reddit

Jan 26, 20120 notes
#Republican #Jesus Christ
I Knew It! SOPA/PIPA: Created By The Dark Side

This is the most rational explanation of SOPA and PIPA. The root cause of the evil! Palpatine, you sneaky bastard!

Copyright infringement of Star Wars go!

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Photo via MEMEBASE.com

Jan 26, 20125 notes
#Palpatine #Lamar Smith #Star Wars #SOPA #PIPA
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Jan 26, 20121 note
#Cats #Dogs #Ipad #Iphone #Hilarious #Birds
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Jan 26, 20120 notes
#Adam WarRock #Rap Music #Ron Swanson #Awesome
Douchebag Celebrities Hanging Out Together...

Awesome People Hanging Out is pretty cool Tumblr but it got me thinking though about all the douchebag celebrities that must hang out together and so I put together this wonderful collection of photos. Take it away douchebags…

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner (everything wrong with movies is right here)

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T-Pain & Ke$ha

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I’m not really counting Ricky Martin but the entire cast of Glee definitely makes up for it.

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Flo Rida, Pitbull & David Guetta (everything that is wrong with music)

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Beyonce & Blue Ivy. This a preemptive douche call that I would be shocked to find out I am wrong. I mean her name alone is douchey.

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Ashton Kutcher & Wilmer Valderrama

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Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez & Jimmy Iovine (American Idol that’s f$cking why!)

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Paris Hilton & Redfoo (LMFAO)

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Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian

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Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith (What the f$ck is going on here?)

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LMFAO & Justin Bieber (Such huge douchebags that they had to be on here twice!)

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Jennifer Lopez, her ego & her ass (so much assh$leness in one photo)

Jan 25, 20123 notes
#Douchebag #Celebrities #Twilight #Glee #Beyonce #T-Pain #Ke$sha #Ashton Kutcher #American Idol #LMFAO #Paris Hilton #Justin Bieber #Jennifer Lopez
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Jan 25, 20125 notes
#Rednecks #Redneck Randal #Meme
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