March 2012
38 posts
Pissed Old Guy Tells Us How It Was Back In His Day
New Meme! Pissed Old Guy reminds us of the simpler times. Back when things were happier and racial stereotypes meant something. Why can’t we go back? Why? Enjoy and reminisce.
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Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
With every new Friday there comes a new Unrelated Friday Hilarity. Enjoy!
Put it back in your pants…
Just missed it!
Fail!
Scumbag Universtiy
I have no idea what this is but I want to see more.
Aaaaawww fatty…
Forever Alone
Blimey!
Better movie than Snakes On A Plane.
Chewbacca on a squirrel taking out Nazi’s equals mind fully blown…
Mass Effect 3 Rage! Just Rage! Blarhargargh!
Soooooo yeah…is there anyone who hasn’t finished ME3 yet? I’m going to say that this is somewhat spoilerish so just skip over all this if you don’t want to see it. Enjoy the rage!!!!!
Also there are few petitions online. The first one is just for signatures. I would suggest signing it. Here is the link.
The other is actually raising money and currently sits at over $50,000. It’s going to children so it’s a good cause and it raises awareness. Here is the link. Back to the scheduled rage!
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Winter Is Coming!
Brace yourself, April is almost here! EW just some images for Game of Thrones and they are awesome! April cannot come soon enough. Enjoy!
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BERKS! So Many BERKS!
New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun!
Oh God…I’m going to Hell…
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Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
I haven’t been able to post too much the last couple of days and I feel bad about that. There’s a few things going that I would have liked to do entries about but my excuse is Mass Effect! Have a good weekend. Enjoy!
Meanwhile in Portland
You sure that’s the oooonnnly reason?
Take your daughter to work day!
Pizception
At least she agrees!
Catception
Impossibru!
Sh$tty parenting
Awesome parenting
More jobs! Less penis!
Fresh Prince of Uganda
Love Dolls? Somehow That Sounds Worse Than Blow Up
Why do manufacturers call them Love Dolls? How does love factor in to any of this? Below you can find just a few of the most disturbing ones. I’m not kidding guys. This is going to get dark. NSFW. Enjoy everybody!
Why anybody would want to have sex with Snookie is beyond me.
Male equivalent
Now everyone can have sex with Charlie Sheen!
The plastic doll probably looks better than the actual Gaga.
I’m sorry but I think it’s criminal that the tag line isn’t this: “Big things come in small packages.” Criminal!
Female equivalent. Also Mini-Midget seems redundant.
Bareback, you say? STD’s, I say!
Wood for hole? Sounds legit.
Did I not say this was going to get dark?
What is she ready for? Bingo? Jeopardy? Either way I want no part of it!
New tag line: “Get yourself some hot bacon!”
Now I’m no expert but if you’re into fat chicks do you really need a “love doll” to have sex with? It seems like it would be an easy itch to scratch.
I approve of all these tag lines!
I have nothing to say to this other than, jesus f$cking christ! Plus she’s a girl. Why do she need this?
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Kony Kony Kony Kony Pony Pony Snowy Jabroney
Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called “KONY 2012”. My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of bringing down an African Dictator buuuuuuut I don’t trust Invisible Children. These guys have a very low transparency rating on Charity Navigator and they advocate the use of military intervention. I’m not saying these guys are bad but I really wish people weren’t such sheep. Like I said before Joseph Kony should be stopped but so should shallow people on the internet who won’t give 2 sh$ts about this come next week.
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What Are 60's Batman And Robin Running From? Everything!
Don’t anybody get offended when I say this but 60’s Batman is a coward. I would call Robin a coward as well but Robin sucks already. Screw that dude! Enjoy!
I do want to point out that Batman and Robin do not seem very fast…
Chris Hansen Cat Needs To Discuss A Few Things...
New Meme! Everyone who spends a lot of time on the internet should have the possible fear of meeting Chris Hansen Cat. Prepare yourself for the feline watch lists, my friends. Prepare! Enjoy! While you can…
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