New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun!
I haven’t been able to post too much the last couple of days and I feel bad about that. There’s a few things going that I would have liked to do entries about but my excuse is Mass Effect! Have a good weekend. Enjoy!
Love Dolls? Somehow That Sounds Worse Than Blow Up
Why do manufacturers call them Love Dolls? How does love factor in to any of this? Below you can find just a few of the most disturbing ones. I’m not kidding guys. This is going to get dark. NSFW. Enjoy everybody!
Why anybody would want to have sex with Snookie is beyond me.
Now everyone can have sex with Charlie Sheen!
The plastic doll probably looks better than the actual Gaga.
I’m sorry but I think it’s criminal that the tag line isn’t this: “Big things come in small packages.” Criminal!
Female equivalent. Also Mini-Midget seems redundant.
Bareback, you say? STD’s, I say!
Wood for hole? Sounds legit.
Did I not say this was going to get dark?
What is she ready for? Bingo? Jeopardy? Either way I want no part of it!
New tag line: “Get yourself some hot bacon!”
Now I’m no expert but if you’re into fat chicks do you really need a “love doll” to have sex with? It seems like it would be an easy itch to scratch.
I approve of all these tag lines!
I have nothing to say to this other than, jesus f$cking christ! Plus she’s a girl. Why do she need this?
Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called “KONY 2012”. My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don’t get me wrong I love the idea of bringing down an African Dictator buuuuuuut I don’t trust Invisible Children. These guys have a very low transparency rating on Charity Navigator and they advocate the use of military intervention. I’m not saying these guys are bad but I really wish people weren’t such sheep. Like I said before Joseph Kony should be stopped but so should shallow people on the internet who won’t give 2 sh$ts about this come next week.
New Meme! Everyone who spends a lot of time on the internet should have the possible fear of meeting Chris Hansen Cat. Prepare yourself for the feline watch lists, my friends. Prepare! Enjoy! While you can…
With Avengers vs. X-Men coming out next month everyone is getting excited for the event. I’m cautiously optimistic. Events cost a lot of money. Regardless, artist Skottie Young did this awesome X-Babies vs. Little Avengers drawing. It made me want to go find more of his stuff that included the baby drawings. Enjoy his stuff plus a few extras that aren’t his work!
Btw, I’m on the side of Captain America! You know he’s always on the right side.
Commander Shepard Is Dying! On The User Rating On MetaCritic
Much like Modern Warfare 3 and Portal 2 before it, Mass Effect 3 is getting destroyed on the user ratings over at MetaCritic. I understood this type of trolling for MW3. I felt MW3 was the original MW with no advancement other than Elite. Truth be told though, I’m not the target market for MW. I’m not saying that Bioware and EA don’t deserve criticism for the handling of Mass Effect. This is hate for the sake of hate. I just want to point out the following to the people who are hating the game. You bought it. You hate it but you bought it. You can bitch and moan all you like but you still gave your $60 for a game that you think is utter sh$t. So who is winning?
Current scores: PC - 2.5, PS3 - 3.1, Xbox 360 - 4.3
According to me of course. If it was according to you than that would be weird. I’ve kept this list to only squad members because if I go outside that than I might be here longer than I expect. These are the characters that stuck with me and that I truly cared for. I can’t wait to see what will happen come tomorrow. Enjoy!
10. Kasumi Goto
8. Liara T’Soni
6. Urdnot Wrex
5. Mordin Solus
4. Miranda Lawson
3. Thane Krios
2. Tali’Zorah Vas Normandy
1.Who else? No story I want to see played out more than my own.
Apparently I wasn’t paying attention a couple of weeks ago when GIFBomb Lady exploded onto the internet but I’m making up for it now. Thanks for letting me know guys! Enjoy! I’m going to go reevaluate our relationship.
Hollywood loves to bleed money out of a product. They bleed it to the point that the by the time they are done with something all that will be left is dried up husk. A good way to dry the well up fast is to create video games on popular series’. I saw this article on Topless Robot and figured I would share it plus a few I found on my own. I want to point out that NONE of these games are any good. Below are some of the worst offenders. Enjoy!
Not even a digital version of Olivia Wilde could save this.
Maybe if the game had been all about Creed Bratton it would have been good.
This show is loved by people over the age of 50. 50! They don’t play video games!
Why? Just why?
"Let’s take a sh$tty Diney show and turn it in to a sh$tty video game. Cha-ching!"
That’s what teenagers want. Sh$tty games where the women keep their clothes on.
This one angers me because it could have been a good game, had someone actually cared enough to put time and effort into it.
This actually had a sequel. Think about that. Your head will explode.
Snookie Pregnant. World Responds: You Sure It's Not Herpes?
I don’t know what to say about this other than, f$ck! This is end of the world sh$t right here. Snookie bringing a child into this world is only the beginning. Don’t you let yourself think that this is the end o the Jersey Shore cast, this just lets them expand. This a game over guys…game over. I’m going to go cry somehere…
You know who Mother Nature hates? Meth user! Specifically Sarah Barnes. On January 16th, she burned down the 5th oldest tree in the world. Apparently, dear Sarah said this about the burning, “I can’t believe I burned down a tree older then Jesus”. What a sad day, folks. Sad, sad day. Don’t enjoy!
It’s the official last day of Black History Month! Let’s celebrate with some vintage racism! Enjoy these wonderful ads that will leave many of you…what’s the word I’m looking for? F$cking stupified…enjoy!
Damn Kellogg’s…really? Cornfucius
I wonder which one it is…
Fried Chicken heah!
"Rough On Rats, Delicate On The Stomach"
What is she being paid for now then? Stand around and look oppressed?
She seems so sweet! Just going around the U.S. giving people pancakes
Dark Skin. White Heart. If only EVERYONE had white hearts…
That little girl is saying, “bitch please”!
Hoy Sh$t! That soap turned his skin white! They harnessed the power of God in soap form!
If you don’t know what Brazzers is than you are of sound mind and heart. If you do know then you’re a man. I know this is a old but I’ve decided to dedicate an entry to it if only for the lulz. Enjoy the extreme inappropriateness!
I don’t know why this exist but I’m not here to ask but to post. All I can say is that Cholos and Cholas are a subculture in California and from what I can tell they have a f$cked up idea about beauty. Or inversely they have an amazing idea of beauty and we are the weird ones. Think about that for a second? Someone’s mind just got blown. Either way, enjoy!