Here are some questions for people to understand me better. I think I stole these from Myspace. So who cares? Judge away!

1. Apple juice or orange juice?

• Apple juice!!!! And Coke. Lot’s and lot’s of Coke!

2. Are you a morning or night person?

• Night person. I am the night!!!

3. Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?

• Sugar! I love sugar. Some people might be concerned.

4. Ninjas or pirates?

• Duh…ninjas.

5. Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.

• If you need an explanation then you’re stupid…

6. Autobots or Decepticons?

• Michael Bay destroyed everything I loved about both.

7. What was your favorite childhood television program?

• Tiny Toons, Darkwing Duck, Animaniacs, Gargoyles and Freakazoid! I could go for days on this…

8. Are you a collector of anything?

• Comics and video games.

9. If you could be any animal, what would you be?

• A f$cking tiger! All the power of the king of the jungle without the politics.

10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

• Super strength!

11. What is usually your first thought when you wake up?

• F$ck, it’s morning. This is bullsh$t (start sleeping again).

12. What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?

• F$ck, it’ll be morning in a few hours. This is bullsh$t (start sleep).

13. What’s your favorite color?

• Black. Like my soul…on the bottom of my shoe! Badum-ching!

14. What’s your favorite animal?

• Isn’t that essentially the same question as no.9? But I love my dog, Wagner.

15. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?

• Yes! We can’t be the only ones…

16. Do you believe in ghosts?

• Hell yeah! Those dudes freak me the f$ck out…

17. Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?

• Yes! Mass Effect 2, Skyrim, Uncharted 2, Limbo and many more. In the very near future I will be addicted to Mass Effect 3!

18. You’re given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?

• I’ll tell you what I won’t spend it on, coke.

19. Have any bad habits?

• Too much sugar and I can get really angry. Especially when someone messes with my sugar!

20. Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?

• Ignorant people who “think” they know or understand something. And assh$les that cut me off in traffic!

22. List 3 of your worst personality traits:

• Anger, indifference and lazines…

23. Have any celebrity crushes?

• Bea Arthur!

25. What’s the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?

• Face! The woman I love is absolutely gorgeous. In all facets especially her personality, mostly because she accepts me.

26. What personality traits do you look for in a partner?

• Caring, loving and accepts me…

27. What personality traits do you dislike in other people?

• Answered already! Goddamn it Myspace!

33. Name 1 regret you have:

• Less slacking off in school but it was awesome at the time!

34. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:

• Slacking off and not having to pay bills…

35. Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:

• My fridge and pantry have everything I want inside them. Hahaha! Peanut butter and Captain Crunch everyday!

36. What’s your favorite song of the moment?

• The missus got me hooked on Florence and the Machine.

37. What’s your favorite song of all time?

• Jack Johnson - Flake

40. Have any hidden talents?

• I’m double jointed

41.You’re about to walk the green mile, what do you have as yor last meal?

• Vegas style buffet! If I’m going out it’s not going to be pretty!

42. What would be your dream job?

• Senator…

43. Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?

• True love. Aaaaaaaaaw…yeah!

46. Name 1 thing not many people know about you:

• I have all my nipples…

48. Do you believe in the afterlife?

• Yes…

49. On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?

• Cookies are amazing but I love cookie dough more! Abortions should be a woman’s choice…

50. Drake?

• Josh!