Here are some questions for people to understand me better. I think I stole these from Myspace. So who cares? Judge away!
1. Apple juice or orange juice?
- Apple juice!!!! And Coke. Lot’s and lot’s of Coke!
2. Are you a morning or night person?
- Night person. I am the night!!!
3. Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
- Sugar! I love sugar. Some people might be concerned.
4. Ninjas or pirates?
5. Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
- If you need an explanation then you’re stupid…
6. Autobots or Decepticons?
- Michael Bay destroyed everything I loved about both.
7. What was your favorite childhood television program?
- Tiny Toons, Darkwing Duck, Animaniacs, Gargoyles and Freakazoid! I could go for days on this…
8. Are you a collector of anything?
9. If you could be any animal, what would you be?
- A f$cking tiger! All the power of the king of the jungle without the politics.
10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
11. What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
- F$ck, it’s morning. This is bullsh$t (start sleeping again).
12. What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
- F$ck, it’ll be morning in a few hours. This is bullsh$t (start sleep).
13. What’s your favorite color?
- Black. Like my soul…on the bottom of my shoe! Badum-ching!
14. What’s your favorite animal?
- Isn’t that essentially the same question as no.9? But I love my dog, Wagner.
15. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
- Yes! We can’t be the only ones…
16. Do you believe in ghosts?
- Hell yeah! Those dudes freak me the f$ck out…
17. Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
- Yes! Mass Effect 2, Skyrim, Uncharted 2, Limbo and many more. In the very near future I will be addicted to Mass Effect 3!
18. You’re given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
- I’ll tell you what I won’t spend it on, coke.
19. Have any bad habits?
- Too much sugar and I can get really angry. Especially when someone messes with my sugar!
20. Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
- Ignorant people who “think” they know or understand something. And assh$les that cut me off in traffic!
22. List 3 of your worst personality traits:
- Anger, indifference and lazines…
23. Have any celebrity crushes?
25. What’s the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
- Face! The woman I love is absolutely gorgeous. In all facets especially her personality, mostly because she accepts me.
26. What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
- Caring, loving and accepts me…
27. What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
- Answered already! Goddamn it Myspace!
33. Name 1 regret you have:
- Less slacking off in school but it was awesome at the time!
34. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
- Slacking off and not having to pay bills…
35. Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
- My fridge and pantry have everything I want inside them. Hahaha! Peanut butter and Captain Crunch everyday!
36. What’s your favorite song of the moment?
- The missus got me hooked on Florence and the Machine.
37. What’s your favorite song of all time?
40. Have any hidden talents?
41.You’re about to walk the green mile, what do you have as yor last meal?
- Vegas style buffet! If I’m going out it’s not going to be pretty!
42. What would be your dream job?
43. Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
- True love. Aaaaaaaaaw…yeah!
46. Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
48. Do you believe in the afterlife?
49. On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
- Cookies are amazing but I love cookie dough more! Abortions should be a woman’s choice…